I still can't believe this story after going over it a few times but this is sure to brighten up your day. A man by the name of Gene R. Morrill is making headlines for two reasons. One being the fact that he is a 57 year old man who will be spending the next 20 years of his life in prison for his attempts to solicit 13 year old boys on none other than the internet (where is Chris Hansen with To catch a predator when you need it). No, this is not the funny part.

The funny part is that Gene is also making molestation claims himself but his molester is not quite who or what you think it may be. It seems as though our good ol' friend Bigfoot has been up to no good himself because according to Gene, he was molested by him. The claim inspired some snickers from locals in Stafford County. "I think he's an idiot," one man said.

As sad as this is, yes I did find some humor in it. 



Aaron Fields writes for KSTW-TV in Seattle. All opinions expressed in this column are his.